Yesterday morning while lounging around, Curtis said to me, "I can tell you something right now about myself that you don't know."
"What's that?"
"When I was in 5th grade, I played the violin in the school orchestra."
"How did I not know that?"
How in our 8 years of marriage and our 16 years of knowing each other, did I not know that my husband played the violin????
So then I said to him...
"Did you know that when I was in 4th grade, my class had a "mock trial" because something came up missing in our classroom. I got up on the "stand" and totally lied and said I saw someone steal the missing item."
"I did not know that," he said.
Interesting what we learn about each other over time.
What don't I know about YOU?
You lied!!?? Who did you condemn?
ReplyDeleteI bet you didn't know that while I was passing out the time tests in first grade during storytime, I peed my pants on the tile floor and cleaned it up with napkins before anyone saw. I'm sure people figured it out by my wet turqoise stretch pants, but my teacher never said anything! I was so sneaky. :) But I did start school too young, so I had to do 1st grade TWICE!
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLLL this post is hilarious! And whoa, you've known each other for 16 years????
ReplyDeleteMy husband can't remember anything from his entire childhood so I guess there's nothing for me to learn that's "new." And he can't remember anything I tell him either, lol.
Plenty of stuff you don't know about me. Gotta keep up my pristine internet reputation and all hahahaha.
Hope y'all had a good weekend, Jen!
LOL!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI once wrote "I love Amy" on a boy's desk in second grade so everyone would think he had written it and had a crush on, well, Amy. I also remember that I purposely chose her name because it was one that I was positive I knew how to spell. Haha!
She totally lied! Some poor kid got in trouble for stealing, based upon false testimony. What kind of teacher decides who stole the pencil by holding a trial? What would you do if your kid came home and was like "the class had a trial and I was found guilty of stealing." lol.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I wish I could be a fly on your walls. You guys are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCan't think of anything really funny about me. But something I don't think you know...when I was 18 I was a teller at a bank and was robbed. Scariest thing in my life! Pretty sure I still haven't recovered. haha
Oh my gosh I did the EXACT SAME THING! I just wanted to participate in the "trial" so badly I made something up! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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