a kitchen story

Once upon a time lived a very sad kitchen.  She was often described as being very drab....dull....and ugly.  Sometimes people would yell insulting things at the kitchen like, "go back to the 70's where you belong!" She was very unhappy.

One day some nice amazing good looking people came to the kitchen's rescue.  They couldn't stand to see the poor kitchen in that condition and knew they had to help.  They gave her a good cleaning . . . sanded and polished her right up . . . gave her some color to her otherwise dull and dark exterior. 

The kitchen looked in the mirror for the first time and squealed with delight!  She was no longer drab and lifeless.  She was bright and cheery and looked like she belonged in this decade.

And she lived happily ever after.

The end.