
It's official. I am now a true Wyomingite...and I've got these boots to prove it.
Here are some funny jokes about life in Wyoming.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WYOMINGITE WHEN . . .
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past Worland for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears brown and gold to church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. Your dogs go to town with you.
11. There are as many bars in town as churches.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot of the store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. The rodeo is the social event of the year.
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
17. You have no problem spelling Meeteetse.
18. You consider Cheyenne exotic.
19. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
20. You think lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
21. Down South to you means Denver.
22. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
23. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
24. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
25. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
26. You actually understand these jokes.
Kind of funny, huh.
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Those are so stinkin' cute! And thanks for the reminder about the recipes!!!
ReplyDeleteNow all you need are some wranglers, a gun, a dog, and a big can of chew to be totally immersed into the Wyoming lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteMakes me wish I lived in Wyoming! Sort of. Sort of not. I grew to love the heat in Phoenix. I'm glad you get to live there, though!
ReplyDeleteThese really are true, seriously.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!!!
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