Bank Teller: Hi, how has your week been going?
Curtis: Not good, actually.
Bank Teller: Oh, I'm sorry. Hopefully the weekend will be good for you.
Curtis: Yeah, our pet snake just died.
Me: [caught a bit off guard...trying not to blow his cover]
Bank Teller: [gasp]. Ooohhh, I'm sorry. That is so sad.
Curtis: Yeah, it's pretty sad. He was a good pet.
Me: [Trying my very, very best not to laugh]
Bank Teller: How did it die?
Curtis: Just old age, I guess.
Me: [Holding my head down and doing my very best to keep it together]
Curtis: [sees me laughing and laughs through his nose...you know that kind of laugh that comes out your nose when you are trying your best not to laugh]
Me: [walking away, I just can't do it anymore...my eyes are watering]
Curtis: [trying to cover up his laugh] Well, it's okay, we are actually going out to dinner, so that will help things a little bit.
Bank Teller: [just as sweet as can be] Well, it's always sad to lose a pet. I hope things get better.
Curtis: Well, thanks. See ya later.
Man, Curtis is on a roll this week, isn't he? I think it must be all this studying for the bar nonsense.
Oh my heck! How do your live with this guy? He is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the stories with such great detail. It actually made me laugh out loud...which I don't do!
ReplyDeleteThat is sooo funny! I could never do anything like that...first I would never think to do it, and second I couldn't keep a straight face! It is never boring with Curtis around! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you keep a straight face with these things...I couldn't do it. I love that you tell these stories, they are so funny. Only a couple more weeks...you guys have almost made it. Tell Curtis good luck!!
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