This post is better suited for my lady friends....sorry guys, but you wouldn't really understand. :-)
My uterus is throwing a temper tantrum today. He is literally kicking, screaming and cursing at me. (For some reason I think of my uterus as a "he." Is that weird?). Anyway, he is not happy and likes to cause me LOTS and LOTS of pain in the form of C-r-A-m-P-s! He puts up a good fight, even against ibuprofen and mr. heating pad. I think he is just upset because he too really wants a baby, so anytime he realizes that there is not a little baby growing inside of him, he gets really upset and takes it out on me. It's not really fair sometimes. Hopefully he will be in a better mood tomorrow.
Oh, the joys of womanhood! Any tips on how to get my uterus to be a little more friendly?
that just sucks. i'm sorry.
ReplyDeletemy only friend around that time of the month is midol. it is really the only thing that works for me.
hope you find some relief.
I hate that too! I heard that Aleave helps..haven't tried it myself yet. Oh the joys!
ReplyDeleteI say crack open some chocolate and drown the sorrows of the mean man (uterus). I found that if all else failed I would eat some naughty foods, take some drugs, a long hot shower and a nap.
ReplyDeleteI finally broke down and went to the gyno. She prescribed me some really great magic pills. If my cramps get unbearable I take one and I am usually good the rest of the time. Seriously, they are heaven sent!!
ReplyDeleteHave you tried Motrin? (sp?)
ReplyDeleteAnyhow sometimes that works for me.
No suggestions, sorry. Just some empathy. = (
ReplyDeleteI hear after you have a baby they get better. Sorry I know this does not help now.
ReplyDeleteBoo! Hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteSo sorry Jen, that is no fun at all. I eat chocolate...lots and lots of it. I hope today was better for you!
ReplyDeleteMy uterus has not bothered me once since I got it removed . . .
ReplyDeleteI used to get horrible cramps when I was young. A hot bath always helped me.
Not much help, I'm sure.