{Warning: May not be suitable for mature individuals}
The fact is, guys fart ALL. THE. TIME. I've come to realize that there is just nothing I, nor anyone else, can do about it. I usually try not to laugh about it because this only encourages my hubby. It is sort of like what Homer Simpson said, "You laughed...I'm off the hook." (Thanks Nate for posting that in my comments. Now that is all I hear) Anyway, there are times when Curtis cuts one and I can't help but burst out laughing.
So...the other day Curtis and his law school buddies were sharing their fart stories with each other. It's not enough that guys fart all the time, but they have to talk about farting too.
Anyway, so here is a hilarious fart story shared by one of our good friends...
Our friend, we'll call him Dan, was at Safeway (a grocery store in Laramie). He was looking at olives and suddenly felt the need to relieve himself. He looked to the left, then to the right. No one. So as he described it, he just "let her buck!" A second later Dan hears a female voice say, "Well I hope you feel better." Dan turns around to find a lady directly behind him. While he looked to the left and to the right, he failed to look behind him. Ha ha.
When Curtis told me this I was practically rolling on the floor laughing. Dan didn't know what to say, so he replied by saying something like this, "I'm sorry....I just don't even know what to say."
Anyway, sorry if you find this post totally crude, but I think it is so funny and I just wanted to share. Any of you have any funny fart stories?? he he :)
LOL!!! Thanks for the good laugh. Dave and I both love that story. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat is funny! My husband fart all the time in stores..usually silent, and then he walks away and tells me not to go that way! IT is just so a guy thing!!
ReplyDeleteOh Jen, the tears! I'm trying to imagine what I would say if I was behind him. My "Dan" just blames it one the kids!
ReplyDeleteFunny! At Gretta's parents house the word 'fart' isn't allowed. You have to say 'toot' or 'flatus'. I didn't even know flatus was a word til I got married. Needless to say Gretta's family is known for some nasty flatus.
ReplyDeleteWell someone will usually say fart and then Gretta's parents will get upset and tell them to say flatus. I'm still not clear on the proper use of the word flatus. We'll be in Utah for Thanksgiving but not for Christmas. We're planning on going up again around New Year's time for my niece's baptism. If you guys are still there we should hang out. We need to get our Wii on too. Maybe a little online Guitar Hero World Tour? (just put it onto the student loans)
ReplyDeleteThanks Jen :) I loved the story I was rolling... and yes kids are good to blame in 'those' situations hee hee I have seen it done ;)
ReplyDeleteWas it last Christmas that Curtis and Brock laughed uncontrollably because Curtis farted when he pulled BROCK'S finger? Oh yes, they are certainly brothers.
ReplyDeleteI can't get enough of your stories and your blog. It is addicting. I just have to say the farting story is the best. I don't know if anyone could top that story. But I sure dare anyone to try.
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