Here are some funny jokes I got from Curtis. Enjoy...
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
5. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.''"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'"
6. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you, "says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
7. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a firein the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that youcan't have your kayak and heat it too.
9. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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